Very off-topic, but I just made myself laugh with a 7 second unwanted cold sales call:
Phone rings
Me: Good afternoon Publicity Heaven
Caller: Hello, is that Mr P M Green of Publicity Heaven
Me: Er… yes.
Caller: Fantastic. My name’s Bob, I’m calling from XYZ Ltd, we work with Royal Mail, and I’m calling to see if you are making the most of the benefits offered to you by Royal Mail
Me: Yes I am.
Caller: Oh… bye then.
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